Wombat Humor


A Wombat Riddle

How many wombats does it take
to screw in a light bulb?

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Another Wombat Riddle

If a wombat cries out in a forest
and no one is there to hear him,
what does his cry sound like?

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Another (Zen) Wombat Riddle

We know the sound of two wombats calling,
but what is sound of one wombat calling?

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Yet Another Wombat Riddle

Why did the wombat cross the road?

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